CONGRATULATORY MESSAGE FROM HON. OBAHIAGBON TO THE SUPER EAGLES

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon

"It is my emblem pleasure to congratulate our Superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against Cote d'Ivoire. As the refermed solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavourde camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiac rendevous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly believe in God. If possible, they should parademically paralyze their postulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck"

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On Nigeria’s Independence Celebrations

 

Seat back, pick your dictionary and read this Independence Day message from Hon. Patrick!

 

“As we celebrate our flag and shambolic autarky at 52, we must realize that Nigeria is still more of a geographic contrivance as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal excrescences preponderating over our centripetal proclivities. It’s a matter for mental pabulum that we are daily drifting into our ethnic cocoons. We still remain one country with disparate ethnic agendas and I can say it for the umpteenth time again that we must sit down in a sovereign national colloquy to discuss the basis for our nationhood. Anything short of this is just vacuous scahiamachy.”